doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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