Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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