So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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