is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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