I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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