hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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