You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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