No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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