i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It's shark week go big or go home
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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