I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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