dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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