I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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