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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
