So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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