I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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