I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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