ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
