I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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