I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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