I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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