My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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