Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
