Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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