Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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