Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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