Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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