I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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