i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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