in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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