My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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