No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Sext me about skeletons
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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