So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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