i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
She bit a glass in half.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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