I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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