You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
