tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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