Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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