Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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