im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
40s are totally the cure
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Someone signed my nipple.
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