I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize