When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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