There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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