So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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