North Korea, Best Korea!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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