forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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