The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Randomize
