And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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