that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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