Yo dont text me then not text me
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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