Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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