I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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