I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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