I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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