My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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