dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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