Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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