i permit you to call me
This girl is more easily done than said...
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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