he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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