When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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