That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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