I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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